January 2011
redwithyourblame:
frankhero:
mikey-way-:
mikey-way-or-gtfo:
can i please reblog this again? oh my god.
Oh my god
I’m speechless.
oh
We’re gonna kidnap them in a van and tie them up and leave them somewhere...
– Gerard Way
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
The Hair
Me: Dude...I just had a thought...what if he died his hair black X_X I THINK I WOULD DDDDDDIIIIIEEEEEE. SO MUCH SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Tati: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED, ITS OKAY.
Me: HLJKGAJKLDSLAHSJA I WOULD DIE
Tati: ROFLMAO. IT WOULD BE SO WEIRD.
Me: BUT IT WOULD BE SEXY AS FUCK
Tati: UGHHHHHHHHH AS MUCH AS I DONT WANT TO ADMIT IT ITS TRUEEEEE
Me: GOD, I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITH MYSELF! I would lol so hard if it turned out bad and he looked like shit.
Tati: OMFG i would too xD! I'd be like "Dude, you look like shit. Just buzz your hair and start over."
Me: Or he could just dye it back o_o OMFG WHAT IF HE DYED IT BLACK BUT IT DID SOMETHING TO HIS HAIR AND HE CAME OUT LOOKING LIKE THAT BITCH WE HATE!!!
Tati: LOL OMFG THEY WOULD BE LIKE, ALMOST IDENTICAL.
I WOULD DIE LAUGHING.
Me: Yeah but she would still be an ugly back-stabbing bitch
Tati: Weeeeell, you and me both know that'll never change sooo
The Bucket List
Miranda: How about we just think about making the blog but don't actually do it.
Tati: That's what I planned on doing. But then, in college we'll be all, "Remember that blog we were supposed to make?" and then we'll make it and be the biggest thing on the Interwebs. It's a process.
Miranda: Oh My God, YES.
Tati: See, that's the point of the Bucket List. It let's me forget without actually forgetting.
Follow her
dorkiusmaximus.tumblr.com
dorkiusmaximus.tumblr.com
dorkiusmaximus.tumblr.com
She is my best friend. Follow her. FUCKING FOLLOW HER.
She hasn’t posted anything yet seeing as she made it two minutes ago, BUT THAT SHOULDN’T MATTER.
If you follow her, I will….well, you know….
When I listen to The Black Parade...
mikeywayisabamf:
The End
Dead!
This is how I disappear
The sharpest lives
Welcome to the Black Parade
I don’t love you
House of wolves
Cancer
Mama
Sleep
Teenagers
Disenchanted
Famous Last Words
Valentine's Day: Gerard Way edition
franktastic:
When you see couples hug and kiss:
When people show off what they got:
When everyone’s wearing valentine’s day clothes:
When everyone has a valentine except you:
When you don’t get any gift:
When everyone’s on dates and you don’t have anyone to hang out with:
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I have too much sass, people...
neonblazur:
They're gunna clean up your looks, with all the...
theragingkiwi:
Because they sleep with a gun,
And keep and eye on you, son,
So they can watch all the things you do,